If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Director: Mary Bronstein
Genre: Drama
Runtime: 113 min
Release Date: October 10, 2025
Cast
- Rose Byrne - Linda
- Conan O'Brien - Therapist
- A$AP Rocky - James
- Danielle Macdonald - Caroline
- Delaney Quinn - Child
- Mary Bronstein - Dr. Spring
- Ivy Wolk - Diana
- Mark Stolzenberg - Parking Attendant
- Manu Narayan - Landlord
- Christian Slater - Father
Screenplay
- Mary Bronstein (Screenplay)
Cinematography: Christopher Messina
Editing: Lucian Johnston
Production: A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
Country: United States of America
Language: English, Español
Budget: $2M
Box Office: $1M
Original Language: en
Themes
The Complexity of Mother-Daughter Bonds
Keywords
hotel, therapist, female protagonist, sick child, motherhood, woman director, absent husband, psychological drama, distressing, mysterious illness
Trailer
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?
- With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
- Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein.
- Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein.
- How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1h 53m (113 minutes).
- What genre is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a Drama film.
- What is the budget of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You had a budget of $2M.
- How much did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You gross?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You grossed $1M worldwide.
- Where was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You produced?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was produced in United States of America.
- What are the themes of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- The themes of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You include: The Complexity of Mother-Daughter Bonds.